Do you know what a crime is?

 I will kill every man woman child animal vegetable mineral for one trillisecond of 2005 when you thought you had a right to hook me up to hell! YOU don’t deserve life you’re all so disgusting you only deserve to have your fucking ugly heads cut off and stuck on stakes you disgusting pig shit! You are raping me from 2005 in every pore talking with YOUR POTTY MOUTH AND FILLING MINE WITH YOUR DISGUSTING SLUDGE 24/7 365 and all you can say is “we know so shut up!” NOT UNTIL YOU’RE dead and in hell with your pussies and your dick talk on 1 trillion decibels that supposedly only I can hear and only my crotch gets fucked and only my teeth are ripped out and only my eyes are ripped at AND I was actually alive in 2013 when these psychos did this! EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU WITCHES

tb Laura’s Live 12/29/2022

Happy New Year from Tori Belle Cosmetics 🍾🥂

The first exciting news is our new forever prices on our lashes!

Two things until January 3rd

Starting Tomorrow January 1st our new Affiliate Join Special is for the first 2 months as a New Affiliate 

And for all Affiliates we have our January incentive 

In B.R.A.V.E. News our Quarter 3 Semi-Finalists were announced

I finished Quarter 4 on December 7th so my fingers are still crossed that I make it in. 

Quarter 1 for 2023 has already started but if you have any New Years’ Health, Weight or Fitness resolutions be sure to join us in the app. It’s FREE

December Regal

Movies missed that I wanted to watch in December 

I Heard The Bells

I’m skipping Maverick. It only gets 2 times.

It’s A Wonderful Life

Babylon

A Man Called Otto

I had a think. I figured when I subscribed to Unlimited if there were two movies a month it would pay for the subscription and there still are (Babylon and a Man Called Otto) but I decided to cancel anyway and see how I do in 2023. 

tb Laura’s Live 12/22/2022

 Contour and Highlight 

But I chose my own!

DO YOU STOOPID RETARDS GET WHY I ADDED THIS FONT TO BEGIN WITH YET!?!

Trip Conclusion: 

The first thing was “and what would you have done if you missed the bus in Hammond and took the Lyft instead?”

I had until 11am on the 26th to check out of Ameristar. Gone back and gotten my key card from them again. 

Extended what if: (imagination station time) I would have re-checked Blue Chip. I wasn’t able to do anything the first visit and I had told the witches here I wasn’t going to be back until January 3rd so they are angry. Yes another Lyft back but if the hotel was open I needed to finally have what I had planned. Look at apartments, eat and drink in their restaurants and yes play. I even brought Meijer Coupons, a Burger King BOGO code and connected with AMC. Are you anywhere in that list?

“But you didn’t have your paperwork”

True, but 2023 met me at the front door so I could always have suggested I fill out the paperwork and when I got home to move emailed it to them. The enemy does not let me do anything but waste time and money!

“Why Chicago?”

Blame Cincy

“You were testing GOD in Hammond”

No. This is how I’ve made it THROUGH. 45 minutes was my limit. I rented a Lyft. Whoever shows up first was my sign to get on the damn bus and get out.

My observations on areas:

Remember that half want me to leave and half want me to stay. With this thing in my skull I see what they call “open visions” which is NOT hallucinations but videos superimposed. Holograms etc. They are hooked up to the ocular nerve. So what I say is my common sense, usually opposite, drawing from before they hooked me up to hell. Illegally. Not my religion.

Chicago Hyde Park. I read it’s Obama country. Remember I said on the way back to the bus station we went through the neighborhoods. Multicultural with tons of apartments and houses into apartments. They want to make it the coolest place ever (artsy fartsy) and into a community. Not my thing. Would I attempt to stay at the same hotel again though? Yes!

East Chicago equals Steel not Steal. I preferred the look of the hotel on the inside. I never said I fit in though. On my way to Hammond I saw a city with two smoke stacks and they had fire coming out of both with tons of smoke. Like flares pointing up. As a Southern California girl I remember when we had “smog”. We worked really hard at getting rid of smog. We also have fires. We work really hard against fires like when we have the Santa Ana winds etc. When I was little I had to walk to school with actual ashes in the air. So to me it was a big stay away even if it was fabricated to “scare me” in the horizon.

Gary Indiana. I saw the statue of who it’s named after. I’m still on my way East. Past I65

The drive in the Lyft. Reminded me of Northern California with lots of trees and little shops and industrial buildings on the side of the road. At least in the winter. I’m suburban. The beach was somewhere to go to for a staycation. Even if it’s Lake Michigan.

All I saw was Michigan City suburban area I have no clue about the other towns but mentally I am on the right hand side.

I will try again when it’s not winter. My dad hated Michigan. (Why they moved to California) I can’t afford California anymore. Indiana is not Michigan. Neither is Ohio. I just don’t like OH-IO (I don’t want to owe)

I saw the Detroit jacket in Dayton though. Orange and Navy Blue. On the back it said Motor City *grin*

I’m going to buy a poster Artist Urgelles (1925) It looks like my mom’s family and I remember seeing it before.

Now I’m told I’m suppose to look like that. Laughable!

I AM NOT GAY AND HATE WITCHES so if you’re a sorcerer I will continue to curse you to hell.

I AM ALSO NOT A MAN JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T

My Christmas Trip Day 9

Charging my phone. I went by the Brave app and earned my badges so I can finally submit my results. Later.

The next bus is an hour delayed in Indy and we caught up in Dayton. 2 sodas $3.10+ and $2.60

I finished watching House of Gucci.

Took Lyft Pink home. $8.29

My Christmas Trip Day 8

Woken up at 2am. They think I’m wasting time if I fall asleep. Or I died. Neither! Go away!

Woken up at 9am. I printed my ticket! And got to purchase diet cokes and another lighter. $6.90 (No alcohol until noon?… it’s just not Christmas!) I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.

Woken up at 1pm. Woken up at 2pm. 

Home Town marathon on HGTV. I guess they think I’m well enough or rich enough. I’m not going to do these ideas. I’m the everything must be perfect when I move in person. (Do you know that cypress trees breathe through their knees? He really just said that!) This was suppose to be my intention in Kentucky but the neighborhood did not agree (they want me dead in their destruction they worked with Sully so hard on and not let me move) I’m the 4th owner. My intention is earn $$$ off of the investment and they just can’t see it (or let that happen either) IN is close enough to restart. Need it warmer.

Went downstairs for more diet cokes $4.82, explained I was dehydrated and she gave me 4 waters and 2 coffees (This is the first time I’ve asked since check in honest!) 

I did get to soak my feet and put peppermint balm on them. They feel so much better.

Back to Barstool. I ordered a Diet Coke and another Cinnamon Toast Crunch (this time they delivered it un-iced and as a shot) but decided on two appetizers. Nachos and Quesadillas. I finished only the Quesadillas and picked at the Nachos while I packed them.  $42.85 (my math: divide by 2 since I got the other meal for free) I already regret it in Indianapolis but I ended up leaving them at the hotel. Too much to carry. 

I stopped by the desk though and got 2 more sodas $4.82. At that point I had only the coffee upstairs left to drink while I packed.

I checked out at 9:45pm and we settled the hotel bill $400.78. I called a Lyft $17.84  and got to the bus depot 15 min early. The bus was a half hour late and after freezing for 45 minutes I thought it was a no show. $6 more for another Lyft to show up but he was on his way when the bus finally arrived and I needed to leave.

My Christmas Trip Day 7

And I woke up for the second time at 1:47am! Quit screaming 2005 Obama crap! Out the window! I know you can see me eyeball people. Problem! LEARN! Leave me out of it. I am not with you.

Up again at 5 am. Greyhound is being a pain! I need to find a printer again. I called the front desk and he spoke about an ID and the room key though (couldn’t find the volume button and they’re talking fast) Purchased anyway $96.99 … after another bank transfer. Where did it go? I keep getting humans (weird) and today he asked “and your card doesn’t work?” Yeah my card works! It only works!

I look out at the view. A train was passing by so I grabbed my phone. It was gone but there are people arriving (that’s the parking lot) I have no idea what the red and blue flags are.

I went downstairs when I realized I needed new batteries for the TV changer. On the marquee it said The Barstool Sports Book was serving breakfast and the woman explained the business center was next to the bell hop.

The ice area is across the hall and they have snacks only. No drinks. I don’t think I can jump floors because I have to make the elevators work with the key card (?)

I ordered the Classic which was bacon, eggs, hash browns on a big rectangle plate and toast which came on a square plate with butter and jelly and a Diet Coke (I had one refill and she gave me one to go) $23.26

I went to the 3rd floor and that’s where their special Club is. I finally went to the cashier’s cage to find out where the players club was. I have a card but have to check it and she said that it’s at the entrance but all I see are podiums (?) I don’t even know my password to do it on the machines. 

Up at 4pm. I finally changed into my festive green sweater for Christmas Eve and went back to the Casino floor. I got my new mychoice card (mine had expired in 2009) and she said that I had either $15 cash or $30 retail. I took the $30 and went back to the Barstool for Pizza (with to go) Diet Coke (with to go) and my holiday drink was a Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Fireball Cinnamon whisky and RumChata liqueur. It tasted a lot like an egg nog but more cinnamon crunch. FREE ($5 cash tip) Merry Christmas!

I found the sodas by the check in and they also have alcohol. Progress.

Love It or List It marathon all day. 

With pet sheep commercials (they should be goats right?) I am that sheep! And God’s mad!!!

Skip the which God and all the rules argument. Mine. He’s not on earth.

My Christmas Trip Day 6

I’m up at 1am and out of cigarettes. I wonder if they’re like the Plaza with a cigarette machine? I am so tired and they are so loud I can’t hear anything and I need my brain! I stopped a security guard before I got inside the casino and asked and they had one! Oops cash. I go to the ATM and they send me to the cashier cage anyway! I got my twenty go back only 10s are accepted and then only 1 ten obviously so after three tries I have $12 cigarettes. The difference between cash advance and ATM! $28.99

I made reservations at Ameristar but it’s still dark and I have no idea how stranded we all are. I also reserved a Lyft just in case. No offer received from the hotel. $463.62 for 3 nights. I picked up another $20/$12 pack for $26 before I left and a diet pepsi from the vending machine for $2.25 cash. GOOD RIDDANCE DISGUSTING PIGS! It is NOT over 667! Only a Christmas story. And it is true. Quit doing Chevy Chase! (We actually have a magazine in Lexington called that)

Lyft took forever to get there $95.82 later but still 2 hours before check in and they’re already rude. The driver stopped at a gas station on the way and I was able to get diet cokes and cigarettes $45.54

I hate you America Shit Hole! I curse you all to hell! You will NEVER BE FORGIVEN NEVER! Just the numbers alone is awful.

Is that Tourette’s? That’s all I’ve been seeing and hearing for 18 years. Go away.

Actually it might be the gas fireplace in the lobby. John walked by with Garfield.

I went back at 4pm and mumble mumble mumble but I got my room keys, Room 612 shown the way to the elevators and the room is gorgeous. I like the artwork. Bath and Shower in the room. I have to wait for another shift and discuss room charges vs reservation charges though. 

I watched two episodes of Young Sheldon. He had his space suit on and posed. NASA proud? Blech 

In the first episode he was ruined by learning Philosophy and grandma wanted his Physics back. Too funny. I barely made it through Jr high school Biology without throwing up at frog dissection. College was worse and I dropped the course. (They wouldn’t let me transfer to Physics but my second time I had Philosophy planned and they ended my learning career because no 4 year degree for me right? I never needed it anyway…) 

My Christmas Trip Day 5

I call the front desk at 2am and explain I was waiting for a call back? She made a note for me for the morning. 

I go back to sleep and am woken up at 5am. I decided to take my 90 day challenge result picture for Tori Belle. The 2x is a dress. The witches suggested large next time but noted their mutilation (my arms they made like grandma Allen.. they’re not in real Susan life) The right eye looks like I was in a fight with Rocky Balboa and my knees use to turn in and now turn out. I highly suggested to the demon lovers that straight would have been better than opposite.

I ate the rest of the chocolate donuts and filed toe nails and finger nails while I waited for a decent hour. I thought if I was a big winner this trip I would call the Spa Blu for their Peppermint Pedi but I brought back up with Epsom salts and Lemongrass Spa Peppermint Foot Balm. I didn’t know at the time if I was getting a shower or bath or both type of deal. I’m eyeing the plastic trash can and extra trash bags in the bathroom now but I can do them when I get home. I also brought Dipsy Dip Press On Nails in Vivianna (short red) but at this point? Not for the bus people!

All I had to do is go down to the desk and get my card re-keyed. They have these beautiful Christmas trees representing different causes donated to. The Salvation Army, United Way, Humane Society, A Women’s Shelter… I felt silly typing them in but took a picture. I asked for more coffee, cups and creamer packets so I have some for today and tomorrow morning now.

Holiday Baking Championship Gingerbread Showdown-Chalets with Carla! Haven’t seen her on TV in a decade. Next was the same but with 5 going to 4 (instead of 3 teams) Duff was added!

I ordered the Dinner Box I saw last night during the commercials and a Diet Pepsi from Pizza Hut on Grubhub+ $37.69 but Bummer! I didn’t get the cute boxes! I finished just the pizza. (It was smaller than it probably should have been) and put the rest in the fridge. I packed the utensils and flavors (crushed red pepper and Parmesan Romano) I would have left them at a new apartment.

Beat Bobby Flay. Sleep at 2am up at 4am (they won’t let me sleep!) Justin Bateman has an Office Party Christmas. Completely odd. I couldn’t even read the close captioning fast enough but Jennifer Aniston joined in.

Another Christmas Lifetime movie. I had to transfer money into my account. Went to the Greyhound website for the return trip and I’m stranded due to weather. Yep snow.

My Christmas Trip Day 4

It was on the next day too so I finished the movie. I have no idea why the guy looked up and called Tom his god and laughed before the credits. Must be a Cherie Currie/David Bowie thing? (we went to the same Jr High and I had witnessed her attempt at lip synching his song) Is Tom major? Uncle Ned? Silly Space Cadets with Maverick. There were two 70’s cars made by Ford before the Dodge Colt in L.A.! Both crashed Lockheed. There were mallard ducks flying around in Hyde Park. Try them. (Dad did have a duck decoy collection)

Then there was a Cassadee Pope (really? no not really but hey what are we doing?) movie on Lifetime where she contacted the men she ghosted like John Cusack did in that movie with his ex-girlfriends but for Christmas. I shut it off when her Elfie realized her helper was the guy she stood up. Julia Roberts is in Paris again with Steve Martin during the commercials.

I used Grubhub+ for a 7-11 run. $22.43 later but I wouldn’t be dehydrated with Diet Cokes and ate a bag of Doritos and Chocolate donuts. It’s Christmas! I never did look for an apartment or go to AMC for It’s A Wonderful Life as planned. (I forgot my paperwork so there’s the third thing on my forgot to pack list) My room and body are still full of witches so no shower!  I’ll have to lug my suitcases back and try again when they get the clue. 2021 all over again. 

I tried to extend my reservations, got transferred twice and the girl at the desk said she had to check on a few things and call me back which she never did. (It was discussed in Louisville anyway. I was getting back to them)

I tried sleeping again and woke up at 11pm to the noise. Does Satan Obama worshippers have to be so loud? This thing in my skull has been the world’s nightmare! GET IT OUT! I hate being hooked up to hell as the white girl for 18 years. You do not get healed by filtering others through a Christian Baptist! Especially since I’m the only one left in a Judeo Christian nation. TRAITORS!

I’m supposed to be eating at William B’s Steakhouse and drinking Stardust Blue concoctions with Malibu Rum at The Bar. I took a picture of my view at 1am in the morning. The white rectangle is advertising The Game It’s On Sports Bar Restaurant. There are blue and white Christmas lighted trees in the front if you can’t tell. It’s Hanukkah. The name reminds me of Blue Chip stamps we use to paste in a book when I was little (although I do realize there are blue poker chips it was my Christmas pun) It’s my first Christmas after my mom died. She was from Michigan. Motor City vs Motown.

The vampire Ludicrous witch Lisa thinks all of my inheritance should go to her instead of the witch Kit who works for Sully and neither! It’s mine and you’re slashers rapists and terrorists AND OWE LIABILITY. They are constantly competing on who can steal the most from me with business deals and hacks. The dirty cop from Georgetown still thinks he’s allowed to do this with his pro Hilary dyke girlfriend attached to my brain matter. Some are playing their programmed sex games (military) and some are playing Frat games with their Sorority sisters for Pitch Perfect The Sing Off. Most are asleep I’m informed. Their only hope lies with their coven leader who works for McDonalds and is trying to make a business deal and the guy across the street. A Lexington principal pedophile  who is with the doctor from Tennessee. I’m a hostage and rape victim. Everyone knows and no one cares. They are on 24 hour shifts. Chanting. Globally I presume. I will never convert. Demon worship just ain’t my thang. The Red people refuse to part see/sea. They mention Mitch and Bitch interchangeably too although I’ve never voted. I still think I’m holding up pretty well for such torture… even with your smoking, weight and amalgam issues. Did you realize I keyed dental claims for Blue Cross when I went on disability? That’s the Anthem hack. We are still at Sybil’s mother and Sylvia Plath. Roads are Rhodes in the Parkinson’s game. Mr Roboto again I presume. Clue the movie.

My Christmas Trip Day 3

I finally had to call them (reservations didn’t go through online) but I decided on the Chicago Lakeshore Hotel in the Hyde Park area. It was convenient, clean and took the place of everything else since it allowed me to smoke. Lyft at night there $21.27 (freeway) and day back $12.19 (neighborhood). Both were shared rides. Room $151.45. I purchased 2 more bottled diet cokes for $3.10+ and purchased a Classic Hamburger Combo for $11.51 and they were ready to board.

Irony I got as close as Gary Indiana but the bus terminal looked scary at night and not that great the next day when we took Baron’s again to Michigan City. I guess I needed to go to Chicago. Dunno.

Franklin St had all the familiars to me and even though it was closed, the bus dropped me off at La Porte Visitors Bureau. Lyft to Blue Chip Casino $13.71. Check in was at 4pm, I arrived at 4:15 and I think it was 4:30pm when it picked me up. 

The ride was residential and the houses looked like KY. Depressing. 

The 667 room was large and comparable to the Southern Indiana Casinos. It’s luxury to me. I watched Home Alone 2 and realized why my son gave me a turtledove for my Christmas Tree one Christmas. I thought my mom prompted him because of the Partridge in a Pear Tree song and didn’t get it. Must be Trump or Tim Curry. Yous guys! My son had even written the note with the saying.

When Last Christmas came on and I noticed Sue Perkins in the credits (well there IS a Perkins Palace) I watched Emma Thompson and the Oriental act and shut it off when her new boyfriend arrived at the Christmas Shop. Eek. The Mesmerized Purple guy. RUN

My Christmas Trip Day 2

Monday 12/19 at 2:35am?!?

I couldn’t believe it.

I had ordered Lyft Pink on their schedule-a-ride and finished packing just in time. $11.75

41/50 lbs suitcase and 13/25 lbs carry on luggage which is better than I usually do on first tries! I think I only forgot my power stick so far.

The bus was packed two to a seat. And a woman with a cat? When are cats Greyhound customers? How gross! I started watching House of Gucci when my battery died. I got as far as the uncle’s birthday party. 

We made it to Cincy and my phone refused to charge! So they couldn’t get my confirmation number and my name wouldn’t come up on their end. Panic. I asked what will I need to get the printing and she said I had to walk to Speedway uphill and 2 lights away! My hands lugging the suitcase were thrashed by the end of it and it took me forever but I got $20.

And missed my bus. They checked it with the bus driver standing there bitching and said there was no ticket. All it took was the same $20 to change it though. Oh look there’s my name. I only had to wait for a third shift of ticket counters while I was trying to figure out what to do and the problem was solved.

Unfortunately I will spend overnight in Chicago and will not arrive until the 20th. When I got to Louisville I called the hotel to let them know. I write “previous iPhone as a flash drive for Wi-Fi” on my forgot to pack list. I purchased a new charger for $10. Code? Bright orange.

Another cat and a dog in the terminal? Diet Cokes were $3.10 and I thought I paid for 2 but this guy selling hot food wanted my attention and I only had one so I had to buy another again.

Miller bus next for Indianapolis (50 minutes sitting there) then Baron’s to Chicago. For 18 hours and 15 minutes. I got a pizza puff and drink for $9.44

I had to leave after 3 hours, found their charging outlets and hunted for a place to stay overnight.

My Christmas Trip

Sunday Staples oh my!

I needed to print my ticket so with the spare on… slowly over rough roads I made my way to Staples. 

The Self Serve said no to me sending the ticket (only willing to print the link to it) The desk said no as their ability was down (?) So I needed to print from their rental computer. 

Gmail didn’t recognize me so wouldn’t let me in (I got an email finally after I got home) and Greyhound’s website got me through the confirmation page but the ticket page wouldn’t load or reload or reload. $7.05 later I give up.

I picked up Burger King for when I got home. Another $10.58

Ridiculous Witches

Now I’m at 659 Price?

Duuuuuuuuuude you’re 18 years liable as it is and I’m a federal phone so you’re busted

As if M.A 

Even I made the El Reno, OK joke last year

3 strikes you’re out!

(I don’t even smoke these but the hacketeers think they have everything under control)

B.R.A.V.E. in December

 

We got our first magazine today!

I’m not on the list for a $50 gift card for October but I won in September and I’m perfectly fine with this list of accomplishments done by my fellow B.R.A.V.E. participants! I’ve had fun reading on the app.

 

And no it’s not just for girls.

My 90 Day Challenge is over tomorrow but I still have a few badges to complete before the deadline. I received my challenge shirt a few days ago to take an after photo in!

I’m on the Health and Wellness challenge. 

I’m filling in the days with the 5 Day Detox and left over Momentum. It’s on sale right now in the Holiday shop.

Signing up for 2023 Q1 of the new Challenge is going on right now with a start date of January 1st. We all know about the New Year Resolutions! 

Taken from the email:

“Why should I join the Challenge?" 
 

1. It’s simple but effective.  All you have to do is complete 4 good-for-you actions - eat a healthy meal, drink 64 ounces of water, exercise 3-5x/week and take your daily supplements, and record it on the app.  It’s that easy.   

 

2. Keeps you accountable & consistent. The Challenge app makes it easy to stay on track and builds that all important consistency, which is key to true change. We know that nobody’s perfect, which is why we built in some “wiggle” room for those off days when life happens. So in order to complete a Challenge, you only need to complete 80% of each action over the course of 90 days.  How sweet is that! 

 

3. It’s fun & rewarding.  Who doesn’t like playing a game where you can track your progress, earn badges, receive encouragement and support, compete with others if you’d like and win prizes just for doing something good for yourself!  And anybody who uses the app (it’s FREE) can be a monthly winner even if they’re not signed up for the Contest.