Thursday, May 2, 2024

Smart Home!


Right before I left in April I got the email that it’s HGTV Smart Home Time! Whoo hoo!

In Atlanta

They did an awesome job but like those who know me it’s time for Rich Man Poor Man where I look at everything. 

I know way too much than I should about Atlanta. They had a great airport in 2007. 

Then I had two conferences I went to in 2021 where the bus drove through to Florida and then in Atlanta itself. I was only able to Lyft on the freeways from the bus station to the hotel.

The Atlanta Braves is where I graduated from High School now (joke… they changed our mascot, City name and school in California since 1980) and I still want a foam Tomahawk if they have one! That was the name of our yearbook.

The house before and after photos were exciting.

I like the garage.. favorite area is the garden tool organized wall! Do I need a John Deere for the backyard? Can’t tell.

I don’t know about the furry plant wall. I see this huge modern metal sculpture type thing for me instead. A simple grid? I know why they have it under the window anyway. Abstract mural?

The chairs going to the front door are cool looking. Teak? I hope they’re the most comfortable.

I can go the huge stairwell window but I have to have more private front doors. They have a shade inside but those are more backyard to me and it would be shade down. The witches asked me what color? I think a barn red to go with the neutrals but they said “never get a red door! We’d show up!” (right now I have a grey door and they show up)

I only watched the interior walk through and exterior videos at this point but it is so cute inside!

Update: I went through the pictures this afternoon.
In summary and then by area. 

All I can see in the living room I’d change is the desk chair.

The banquette was shocking at first but works! Especially when looked at in certain pictures and how it lines up. The cushion might have to be removed for sliding in.

The kitchen seemed small but then I saw the pantry/beverage area and I like it better than most of the dream homes.

I have never seen a four square fridge!

I was surprised by the low ceiling in the master bedroom but it seems really cozy now that I got another look.

The only thing odd is this rock plaster wall art. The witches insist it’s a sex thing but I’d be the homeowner that said “water feature?” “Plinko?” “A coin bank!” Maybe they tried hanging it at the entrance and got scared with the windows. It looks heavy.

I like how bathrooms are open and called wet rooms but once again the window! I need them higher and more transom. How much can they see from (what looks like) the street?

Motion sensor lights on the stairs! FAVE. I would goof around and try to dance them.

Hidden vacuum in the laundry room awesome.

Media room would be laundry day for me. I like the wooden charm tables we use to play in elementary school hung on the walls. 

Green guest room and Blush guest room. I only have a problem with the picture above the bed in the blush room. And the tiny full length mirror on the way out.. needs to be bigger? I like the big framed ones so this is why it looked odd. That one looks like a behind the door one.

They both need luggage racks…

Conclusion: Really good interior design choices throughout the house. 

Backyard: Favorite is the accordion slider to the fire pit!

I think I want to add miniature golf in the backyard (joke.. croquet… pickle ball even if half court)

Update: Since I saw in my neighborhood the lumberyard building I’ve been thinking about elevators in homes and being what would be an industrial to home conversion - how much better a business like that had it with their version.

I checked the side view and it might seem wide but an elevator at the window would be fun. I’d look into it anyway. From what I can tell all I have to do is go upstairs for laundry. 

Until a guest arrives. In movies they cover everything until they use it. Dunno!

Taxes. The cash prize of $150k has to pay off the remaining $33k on my mortgage first. I’m getting ready for plumbing repairs so I wrote a list of what stays in the house and the personal goods have to be put in storage. I’m one of those compare-ers too.

The Mercedes and charger are $82k and once again “but the Smart Home recipient has to look like the Smart Home owner” vs “yeah but the Electric Mini Cooper is at $25k”

Then I scrolled further down and there’s a cash prize which is tempting but I don’t think I’d take it! If I took the $700k (you still get the car) and did new construction in a different area would I get a worse house? Atlanta is tough!










 

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Didn’t get far!


Found my flower I cut out in 2014 when I was cleaning.


I added one from Dollar Tree. I’m continuing my beach theme in the library from last year when it opened. There are two more in the package!


I had purchased stained glass window clings in 2009. They are called Magnolia and the brown actually matches the wood. The window treatments that are still there are coming down. I want to separate the leis and make a frame/garland around the window.


My final nail. I have found my beach that the devil stole (from Hawaii California Connecticut and Indiana)

The house is in 2010 and hard to get through on a budget.


Meanwhile in the kitchen I’ve been trying new strainers/drainers. I wore out my sample EnviroCloth from Norwex and started to use the full size I got in my kit. You can see the dish brush to the left.


I’m also at hockey pucks! Under cabinet and battery operated from Family Dollar. I’m hoping 2 will give enough light under each cabinet.

 

Still


I’ve had to walk outdoors to the store and back. It’s getting harder to do but I can’t order anything over the phone.

Can’t do anything in my house either!

Still hooked up to hell. I didn’t hook myself up! 

I went over the differences between California and Kentucky.

Kentucky added continuously chanting. Painful apparatuses that are invisible to me and the ability for them to be heard and felt in my house and body.

They are supposedly assigned to other people? I didn’t agree to heal anyone! Christians can’t heal you of this!

This is not my religion! And I’m never going to be a witch.

This has been gone over so many days and years and two decades and when I haven’t been here gone over again.

It doesn’t matter if I’m on the internet or without electricity. Inside or outside.

It’s pathetic.

Unlock 

Disconnect from my body!

Detach

Same thing. Not suicide. Murder. Rape.


Friday, April 19, 2024

I know it happened


EW email today announced that John Stamos surprised Chris Stapleton on Jimmy Kimmel. Had to go look.

I had already read about a documentary and when I was looking for their community I couldn’t find what show we saw them in! They’re touring?

Okay so this bothers me. It was in middle school (75/76/77) we caught the bus on Ventura Blvd to the beach and went to the outdoor concert after! I got sun burnt. I felt the pain!

The stage was to our left but it was a small arena. Stadium seating. Dennis was alive and Brian came out to sing a few songs to our cheers. 

I have no proof. I didn’t keep ticket stubs back then. I had the Endless Summer album.

grrrr… I hate when this happens!

I didn’t live in California anymore. I had sent my sister the 45s they bequeathed me when they got married and left me stranded. I use to play them on an old gray suitcase turntable. Tons of Beach Boys and Beatles etc in the black 45 box. 

I purchased Endless Summer because it had songs that I didn’t. I bought it at the mall record store or Licorice  Pizza in Reseda. I had gotten my own stereo for Christmas. All my albums are gone too.

I remember when Kokomo came out I was so excited there was another song (and of course the true fans said no and shoved their later Brian stuff at me) I was always more Mike Love on that argument. Not a true fan.

Bummer huh? It’s the sound of me growing up. 

Watching Cocktail on TV was therapy. Bought the VHS. Have the awesome poster.

Then I find out my stupid ex-boyfriend had twins of himself during a thirty year reunion and had to laugh. My therapy was different.

My mom liked watching Full House reruns with my son. John Stamos was her favorite. He did Elvis impressions. I like Greek yogurt.

Mick Jagger is on an ad for Rolling Stone fans holding a tshirt “Don’t mess with old people”

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Step 2 to pending

I’m at Tang NASA! 

I spent all day getting trash to the curb, filling the recycle bin (not to the curb yet) and started in the yard bin picking up sticks

Then I followed up with the car thing (I have to do this before I continue budget wise)

and… cleaned the backsplash, faucet (needs to be replaced) and top of the sink. It’s kp duty from here on out because it moves to the counters on either side. 

I’m going through too much product. I have the old Cleaning Paste which has been reformulated. I will see how far I get with this tile cleaning project.

The witches make it hard to finish. I keep having to tell them

I’M ALLOWED TO SLEEP

and

THE HOUSE IS IN 2010!

Quit dumping your demons you nasty pieces of shit and unlock my skull!

(witches don’t really “help” non-witches you know)

The lady next door died. From what I gather she was 71? Dunno… the skits are odd. Now they’re saying they lied. Her own son? Whatever. I went through this already on the other side next door about a half a decade ago.

I’m suppose to be patient and wait six more decades.


Tuesday, April 16, 2024

The Norwex Magnet Ball


So far so good! 
It clunks until the water is in the tub but there has been no other problems with it.


I saw this out of the corner of my eye by accident. I still need a dishwasher but I can use it in the washing machine too!

 

Monday, April 15, 2024

Step 1 of sink



I realize this is suppose to be what it looks like but believe me - it never did. It would be okay after I cleaned it but there was way too many places around the sink that wouldn’t go away!


I chose the Norwex All-Purpose Cream Cleaner because the sink is older. 

The first instruction is to shake well before use. There was nothing sound wise to shake but I did. Maybe if it’s sitting for awhile because there is a foil you have to remove under the cap.

I chose to squeeze product on a damp Norwex EnviroCloth first, clean and rinse. 


Then I took the Utility Brush and felt like I had military kp duty or something! It was mostly on the four sides but I finished when I was rinsing by brushing the bottom also. 

I got gunk off of that sink that NO cleaner I had used before got off of the sink.


Ew gross right? But you don’t even want to know what this looked like before I cleaned it. 

The tiles are clean and since “the grout grew” this is the first step until I take the Norwex Mold and Mildew cleaner to it. 

Worthless

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