January/February Movies

This was the last photo I showed NBC when we were arguing… for yard work but NO…. Is she stoopid? Are you gay? Are you a prostitute? Are you a man? Are you a woman? 

etc etc etc

So everyone wants me at 8.0 GPA and NO And everyone lies and steals and I hate you all

I’m a woman and a mom HAPPY?

January  

This is how awful this is

• Queen (it’s the “better SNL” in me) 

February 

• Argylle

• The Private Eye

I was gone to fight a war again but they showed When Harry Met Sally ?

• Drive-Away Dolls LOL

Ghostbusters is in March (?)

Knox Goes Away (?)

Wicked Little Letters in April (?)

Arthur the King is the argument

Madame Web is too scary for me

(Don’t worry mom and dad: I moved from stuffed Teddy Bears to a Stuffed Dog. Unfortunately the witches noticed… cheaters! It’s therapy. Laugh cry whatever) It sits there stoopid… stuffed… get it?

Bonus! “How to Play Bears on the Stairs”

My mom and dad had only one railing (I kept falling on the stairs) and put a stuffed bear (in California) on every stair.

One day my dad said “Want to play Bears on the Stairs?” 

“What?”

“You stomp up the stairs and kick the top one and watch them stumble down the stairs”

I had asked my mom “Why is this cartoon on the refrigerator?” It was about my dad and stairs… Calvin

“Because it happened” when he was little. Got caught being nekked when one of my Grandmother’s friends came for a visit and had to hide behind the couch until she left.